Dark Desires

Kinja'd!!! "505Turbeaux" (505turbeaux)
05/07/2015 at 09:54 • Filed to: None

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I just saw something I need in my life, on a car that is for sale, same color as mine (but not with the euro headlights like I have), same rims. Need this. No shame in my game. Yes I grew up in the 80’s

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DISCUSSION (18)


Kinja'd!!! Milky > 505Turbeaux
05/07/2015 at 09:58

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If you’re talking about the bra, please re-evaluate everything in your life that may have led to this decision.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > 505Turbeaux
05/07/2015 at 09:59

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I was only born in the 80’s. You win.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Milky
05/07/2015 at 10:09

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The nadir of existence is a ~2001 Sebring in burgundy with a bra.

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Kinja'd!!! Cé hé sin > 505Turbeaux
05/07/2015 at 10:10

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Those peculiar US lights don’t improve with age and wear and tear do they?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Milky
05/07/2015 at 10:16

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it is. I need it badly. I must reevaluate


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > Cé hé sin
05/07/2015 at 10:16

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they certainly do not. I don’t know why people dont just polish them once in a while


Kinja'd!!! Milky > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/07/2015 at 10:21

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Its the worst …. yet somehow they actually exist in decent numbers.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Milky
05/07/2015 at 10:24

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I know. I’ve had to evaluate a burgundy Sebring by test driving it, one with a semi-crushed/collapsed driver’s seat, transmission leaks, and funny smells.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
05/07/2015 at 10:31

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But you could still feel its sportiness underneath all of that right?

Sidebar, I went to find a press photo of it going down a curvy road. Found a photo of one at a car show, more disappointing.

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Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Milky
05/07/2015 at 10:33

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sportiness

brb dry heaving


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > 505Turbeaux
05/07/2015 at 12:16

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I kept a bra on my old E30 for similarly shameless reasons. The paint was already hammered though, so I didn’t have to be concerned about the bra sanding it off.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > RallyWrench
05/07/2015 at 12:34

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I cant tell if I love or hate the grille portion of that. Since you are all the love I have in this conversation, would you clip that part off or leave it?


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > 505Turbeaux
05/07/2015 at 12:37

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I’d clip it, let that lion shine. That piece will probably just flap at speed anyway, encouraging paint damage at the leading edge. The E30’s fit flush to the grille or I’d have cut that too.


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > RallyWrench
05/07/2015 at 12:47

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that was what I was thinking. If it was flush with the lion it would be ridiculous sweet. I could of course modify it to be that way too


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > 505Turbeaux
05/08/2015 at 05:09

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buy it!


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > pip bip - choose Corrour
05/08/2015 at 06:36

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I just want the bra though, the rest of the car is WAY too much money


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > 505Turbeaux
05/08/2015 at 06:39

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offer money?


Kinja'd!!! 505Turbeaux > pip bip - choose Corrour
05/08/2015 at 07:03

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I sent him a message last night, we’ll see if he wants to break it from the car